OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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