He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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