so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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