their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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