Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
one two three fourrrrnication!
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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