so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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