Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Is Oprah even human
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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