You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize