I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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