weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
