There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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