The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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