this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
