office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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