If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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