they need to just BURY HIM!
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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