the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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