Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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