quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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