I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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