The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
if you like me you must not know who I am
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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