if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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