I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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