I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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