Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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