are you so shy because you have an std?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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