i just google imaged poop.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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