god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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