we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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