Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
