what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
