am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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