yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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