god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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