Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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