HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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