I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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