When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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