I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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