Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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