This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Fuck appropriateness.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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