she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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