Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You made out with two different species that night
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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