the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
