I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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