Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
and you fell through a lawn chair
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