then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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