Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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