The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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