Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
This couple is walking their pig around campus
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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