i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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