i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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